Bonerability

A situation in which you're extremely vulnerable to an erection.

Derived from vulnerability

She wanted to sit on my lap but I couldn't risk that bonerability.

by Max_psq January 12, 2017

tactical boner

Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.

Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.

by ballboy8===D-- December 4, 2018

Boner Support

Some form of information that helps a boner form.

Boyfriend: Hey babe I could use some boner support while your away for 2months.
Girlfriend: Don't worry I'll give you one or a few everyday ;) .

by IvyPoe April 15, 2016

Termite-boner

The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.

Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Boner Bout

A boner has to go up and down to be considered a bout. Like a boner roller coaster.

When the porn starts getting weird, you know it's going to be a boner bout.

by Slippery Wibbler November 8, 2017

Boner

A bone in chicken wing

Make sure when you order....get boners only! No nuggets

by jhoka September 13, 2020

Neck Boner

When you get hurt so bad, your spine can be seen in your neck

My friend crashed his car, the doctors said he had a Neck Boner

by NateTheHater April 13, 2014