Bird

A winged abomination, they're secretly government drones, ready to hunt everyone and everything.

"I don't mean to get political here, but what the hell's a bird?"

by fobalicious October 23, 2019

Turd bird

A bird the drops turds on you

Hey that turd bird just dropped a turd on me

by Bfhxndix November 2, 2019

Bird

Jail time, or a jail sentence.
From Cockney rhyming slang

birdlime = jail time

Me: "Did you hear the knicked my man?"
Bredrin: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah bro. He's doing bird right now"

That geezer got a bird

by makkathedapperyungtrapper December 2, 2020

bird

n. a tall skinny weak guy with narrow shoulders and that bad sloping posture

Jimmy's a fuckin' bird, a twelve year old could kick his ass.

Not a lot of chicks are attracted to birds, unless they play guitar.

by Nostradamus Bear December 4, 2020

Bird Feeding

Bird Feeding is when 2 people are kissing after one of them have just vomited
Bird Feeding is also when 2 people are kissing and one of them vomit in the mouth of the other

Daniel: "Bro, what did you and Stacy do last night?"
Greg: "Bro, no cap, she was Bird Feeding me last night"
Daniel: "what the fuck ew"

by Oykel December 4, 2020

bird

a male penis

damn sean, them girls are over your bird

by draksnis December 7, 2020

Bird

British slang word for woman.
Originates from London where prostitutes where refered to as birds with each area of London naming their whores after different birds.
In modern times this meaning has been lost and bird is used by working class people to describe a woman in general, not in a derogatory manner.
Chicks being young women (usually a pretty one and old bird meaning... well you can work thst one out yourself.

What did you so last night, fella?
I went to the pub with my bird.

I shagged an old bird last night, it was the best bonk I've ever had.

by Pat Fenus December 9, 2020