Jo Bro Special

The act of breaking up with your significant other via text message.
by PDESIL April 20, 2010
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Cool story bro

The phrase a person uses when he/she couldn't possibly care less about what you have to say, yet feels the need to satisfy your "story" with a response. Very commonly received when the person using the phrase feels as if they are superior to you in each and every way, and would like nothing more than to pound your face into the ground.

As made famous by Katie Dalmas.
":M---|---< DUCKMAN! :M-|-< ASIAN DUCKMAN!"

"Cool story bro."
by LJonesy October 06, 2011
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bro globes

mens testicles that are huge, thus the word globes. the bro comes from brother
Get your (bro globes) out of my face. Those are a fine set of (bro globes). your underwear is too tight for your bro globes
by somedays i feel like a nut February 26, 2014
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Crew Bro

like lax bros, crew bros do nothing but row and suck each other off. see: Bitch
your sooooo gay
you can't talk, crew bro
by aidan U June 02, 2011
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Bro Shake

Slapping your hands together with a homie to shake hands.. But not the normal way, its a series of movements that would be hard to explain. You will know it when you see it.
Used extremely often in Saskatoon's WestSide
KaZ: Man i ran into like 16 bro's the other day and gave every single one a "bro shake".
Mac: That's respect homie....
OR
KaZ: Who the fuck is this kid?
Mac: I don't know, but he looks like a chump...
(No "Bro Shake" offered to the chump kid.)
by KaZPeR March 12, 2007
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Cool sorry bro

This is the proper phrase for interrupting a boring monologue while simultaneously tripping or smacking the offender.
Unlike "cool story bro," this phrase can instantly end the conversation.
Boring person: "And then I drove my minivan to the pharmacy and I was only five minutes ahead of schedule and..."
Victim: *Smack* "Cool sorry bro"
by KristopherWindsor May 14, 2011
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just a prank, bro

The famous line that white boys (with hair filled with so much wax, you can make a hundred candles to mourn their death when they get inevitably get killed for their so called "pranks") says to justify on camera the stupid and/or douchey act (so called "pranks") that the attention seeking whores inside of them want so badly. Then post it on You Tube, get thousands of views then build a private army filled with fan girls that will beat you up and burn you at the steaks if you have a different opinion to their douche-nugget overlord, this affect can be worse when they didn't get their Starbucks coffee in the morning>
by Lamar, the big dick fuck boi February 28, 2016
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