The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”
by AhLaVache July 16, 2013
by billy bob apple June 16, 2022
by billy bob apple June 16, 2022
A fat yet fit figure that defiantly does not belong in this world. Usually green colored human like thing with string bean ears. Loves a selfie or 2.
Always hangs with the boys.
Always hangs with the boys.
Person 1: hey this guy just started working for us, he takes selfies, looks like shrek and has weird pointy ears
Person 2: nah get fucked that’s “ swamp potato “
Person 2: nah get fucked that’s “ swamp potato “
by Fizzledpee August 10, 2018
What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).
by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024
by Its ya boi May 18, 2020
Potato Meap
by DinosaurSlayer55 July 22, 2024