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The Kimberly Effect

When a girl's name sounds hot but in actual fact she's as ugly as a constipated ogre.
Boy 1: So I met this girl called Isabelle

Boy 2: Cool! Is she hot?

Boy 1: I'd rather date Donald Trump than her.

Boy 2: Ahh, The Kimberly Effect came into play.
by HowBoysThink September 22, 2011
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Zade Effect

A common disease known to many gamers. It relates to mental and physical retardation. It can be transferred through communication. The only way to break this curse is defeat the infamous Zade.
I talked to Zade and now I play like fucking SHIT. I think I have the "Zade Effect".
by Holden McGroins July 6, 2008
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Dumbass Effect

Someone who is a dumbass. A retard, a not smart person
"WHOA! Look at that girl over there with the hair dye all over her head! She must suffer from the Dumbass Effect."
by potluck_dinner October 25, 2009
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Echo Chamber Effect

The result of feminists and SJW's threathening, shaming, doxxing, and intimidating people into silence to prevent anyone from questioning and examining the ideology of the movement, further spreading false information and ruining people's lives and reputations.
Person 1: "There was no evidence that she was raped. So there no need to continue with the case."
Feminist/SJW: "IF SHE WAS RAPED, THEN SHE WAS RAPED! YOU RAPE APOLOGIST! FIND THIS GUY'S NAME AND BOOST IT! I DON'T CARE IF THERE'S NO EVIDENCE! HE'S A RAPIST!
Person 2: How is doxxing and threathening this guy going to help? You can't intimidate someone that didn't do anything wrong.
Feminist/SJW: RAPE APOLOGIST! TUMBLR IS GOING TO HEAR THIS!
Person 1: *to person 2* The echo chamber effect is in full force. They won't listen to you. They only listen to people that only have the same views as them.
by ThatCanadianGal July 20, 2015
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Cheese Grater Effect

When you are wearing a sports jersey with those little holes on a cold day, and the holes scrape across your nipples, making it feel like someone just cheese gratered your nipples.
Holy crap,this jersey is causing a Cheese Grater Effect on my man-nipples.
by Zack Mulhollan February 28, 2008
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Jane Krakowski Effect

Named after the Ally McBeal series actress, this is a condition in which men literally stop in their tracks when looking at a woman that is completely physically stunning and flawless. It is sometimes marked by the loss of peripheral consciousness for hours or days as the male stares transfixed, feeling no pain nor hunger nor any sense of responsibility to attend to necessary matters. In war, the use of Ms Krakowski directly, via her surrogates, or her images to immobilize the enemy is expressly forbidden under any and all of the Geneva Convention agreements.
"Whoa Jake...You zoned out dude. One minute you were fine and the next you were comatose. Was it that blonde in the blue miniskirt?"

(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."

"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"

(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)

"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)
by Cirdellin December 29, 2009
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pop tart effect

n. the blissful re-discovering of one of a pair; the moment at which one realizes they have more than previously thought; also referred to as Twix effect
"That was a delicious pop tart, sure wish i had one more. oh wait, i do. pop tart effect."
by Samuel Conner May 3, 2010
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