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man boobs

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Noun
Inflected forms: pl.Huge Nipples p2. Men with knockers 1. A human male that possesses either of two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland.
Holy Shit! Max Zdrada has some huge man boobs!

After the gay strip club, we saw drag-queens (Men with huge Knockers).
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The Naked Man

A technique by men used to get lain. The man who is invited over to a woman's place makes an excuse to come over and when the woman is not around, he gets naked while he waits for her return. On her return, they both laugh, and the element of surprise gets him laid. Very risky, with a potentially big payoff.

(As seen on How I Met Your Mother)
I used the naked man last night. She had no idea it was coming, but it worked.
by Phatern1 December 15, 2008
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Mondeo man

A typicaly average/boring British man who would steroetypicaly live in Kent, own a semi-detatched house, have a wife, two kids and a Ford Mondeo.
Freds gonna be a Mondeo man.
by Ed321 May 5, 2006
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The Spider-Man

When a male is receiving oral sex, The Spider-Man is the act of pulling out his member just prior to ejaculation, then unloading into his own hand and then flinging it in a web-throwing motion directly into the eyes of the one servicing him.
There's nothing quite as satisfying as when I first introduced my girlfriend to The Spider-Man.
by MattDoesntMatter May 23, 2007
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Man Toe

When a man wears his pants pulled up high and tight splitting his testicles.
"get away from me weirdo! ...You and your Man Toe"
by ElDuro1974 March 14, 2009
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Swing Man

A gay or bisexual wing man. Useful in lulling chicks into a false sense of security while out on the prowl. Also, you don't have to compete with your swing man.
Hey Robb, come out and be my swing man for the evening! I wanna get laid!
by kacz March 18, 2011
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man-clit

An insult aimed at a guy, telling him that he's both effeminate and has a small penis. Basically comparing his penis to a clitoris.
Dude you're so gay.
Yeah, well at least I don't have a man-clit. Oh snap!
by Mudbone January 20, 2009
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