mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Make it fancy

Adding a fancy add on to your Brightwok bowl

Let's make it fancy - I'll add the grilled pineapple

by brightwokker August 18, 2018

fucking Peter to make love to Paul

Fucking Peter to make love to Paul

Fucking Peter to make love to Paul

by Martixmarco April 3, 2023

ground to make up for

Something the husband replied with when she said she looked like a boy before her boobs grew and no one here wants to tell her what it means.

Me: I looked like a boy, but now I don’t.
Him: No wonder you’re so proud of them now. You have a lot of ground to make up for.

by The.wife. July 28, 2024

Make it stop

I can't. It isn't a matter of want for ME, it's a matter of want for YOU.

Hym "You want you to make it stop and I'm telling you how to stop it. I can't make it stop and I want it to stop. There is no negotiation that will occur. There can be no negotiation. You are almost exclusively using my own ideas against me and if they are my ideas there is not conflict between the 2 sides of the issue. You also can't not use my ideas."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

make the first move kid

When your the king...
and the man

the king man : make the first move kid
everyone: 🤣

by smallboii vy March 14, 2021

Make Like Judas

Betray someone. Sell them out. Stab them in the back. Pull a Julius Caesar on them. According to the bible, Judas was one of the twelve disciples and was the one who sold Jesus out to the Romans.

I had a feeling someone would Make Like Judas when they saw us walk into the bank with ski masks on our faces and cloth bags in our hands. Come here, you tattletale cocksucker!

by Stupidly Sophisticated March 19, 2020