d jae

also known as The Texas Kid

"d jae, the Texas Kid,
and Mike Jones, what you know about how we live,
we Texas raised, we Texas made,
jumping check to check,
strugglin' day to day..."

by Apostle July 25, 2008

D KONG

The man gets bitches, and all the bitches get him. Awesome Bowler as well.

If a person does something out of the blue and it is it is called D KONG then.

by dean kong November 1, 2009

E on D

Ecstasy on deck
When you're dealer got E on D

"Yo bro you know I got E on D"

by FuckDaPoliceN.W.A May 4, 2017

d-bag

Short for "douche bag". Used in place of many nouns including: idiot, moron, dick, jerk, etc.

Juan thinks he is smarter than me. What a d-bag.

by sperm cleana October 18, 2008

D-Moe

An extremely sexy, fine, perfect 10 lady that makes you trip over yourself when you see her.

Damn! that is definitely a D-Moe right there!

by Scrilla17171717 October 30, 2008

D - Posing

When a man lays his genitals on top of a girls face whilst T - Posing.

Yo I caught Marcus D - Posing on his girlfriend last week. Shit was lit!

Last time I D - Posed, I got a hair in her eye.

Man I can't wait to D - Pose this weekend, I'm gonna make some girl my bitch!

by Tpala December 11, 2018

D-Mack

D-Mack:

Used as a verb "D-Mack" means:
1. To have anal sex and ejaculate on the receivers behind. (The backwards form of a Titi-Fuck)

2. To dance or grind on someone without them realizing.

3. To "Mack down on some D" (Usually used in reference to gay men or straight women who give oral sex like a pro.)

Used as an adjective "D-Mack" means:
1. A reject or a loser.

2. A douchebag.

3. A dick-eater.

4. A poser.

Synonyms:
Wanker, Jerk-off, Twat, Bastard, Fuck-Head, Asshat, Jerkface, Dick-Muncher, Asshole-Cleaner, Douche Canoe

Other variations of "D-Mack":
D-Mac, D-Mak, Dmack, Dmac, Dmak

Examples:

As a verb:
1.

Man 1: "I heard from Grace that Dillon thoroughly d-macked Billie last night, and this morning he couldn't even sit down for his daily yoga session."

Man 2:"No way, for real? Bet that was rough."

2.

Man 1: "The other night I was D-macking this girl behind her back and she totally never knew... I felt like a ninja."

Man 2: "No way, for real? Bet that was rough."

3.

Man 1: "Dude, Last night I D-macked the biggest cock I've ever seen... I could barely fit it in my mouth."

Man 2: "No way, for real? Bet that was rough."

As an adjective:

1. Look at that D-Mack... he can't do anything right.

2. Look at that D-Mack... he's such an ass.

3. Look at that D-Mack... he is totally nommen up on that dick.

4. Look at that D-Mack... I bet he can't do half the moves he says he can.

by Anivid Sixela July 15, 2014