hair sprizzled

Very Drunk, high, or under the unfluence. To the point where images appear blurry and words are slurred.

Grant: "You couldn't even walk or see straight last night"
Matias: "I was hair sprizzled"

by G Buck November 2, 2007

Cheeto hair

Someone who has orange/ginger colored hair. Ed Sheeran would be an example.

Is your brother a blond, brunette, blacket or Cheeto hair?

by kennyfurachail October 6, 2024

Hair Pony

When someone makes a valid point in a conversation.

J: “makes a valid point”
K: that’s hair pony!

by Hairpony4life January 6, 2021

hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair

person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro

by archielmao February 8, 2021

georgenotfound's ball hair

the ball hair of georgenotfound also known as gogy

Dream: Yo george, let me skiff that georgenotfound's ball hair!
Gogy: okay dweamy-cweamy

by his babyblue March 3, 2022

Red hair has benefits

Red hair has benefits

Red hair has benefits

by Real Alberto June 5, 2022

Jesus Hair

1. Something unknown or mysterious, and/or with mysterious origins.

2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.

1.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?

Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.

2.

Person A: What do I need to make said potion.

Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.

by red circle July 23, 2025