Fertility Goddess

A fertility goddess is a type of female with big breasts, wide hips, and a big phat ass, as well as a youthful appearance. Overall an extremely appealing design, mimicking what attributes a fertility goddess would have in many religions. While exceptionally rare, they're rarely worth it.

David: Hey, look at that girl over there
Matt: Wow dude, she is like a fucking fertility goddess
David: Yeah
Matt: I want to drown in her ass

by BrowntonioBrown August 15, 2023

Snow Golden

A golden retriever that is in fact white, not gold. AKA English Cream golden retrievers, these fluffy white fur babies are as pure as their coats. The goodest bois and girls out there.

“Did you SEE that snow golden frolicking over there??” “No, it must have blended in with the snow”.

by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023

elder golden retriever husband

The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.

'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'

In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.

'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'

by Jamesbrit September 3, 2023

Vermont Golden Shower

A sexual act where one partner urinates into a bottle of maple syrup, and then proceeds to pour the mixture all over the other partner.

I gave her a Vermont Golden Shower, then we had pancakes afterward.

by LG633 July 21, 2024

on goddeff

being brutally honest (even if some ppl just cant take it)

too cool for sexist substitutes

opposite of blissful ignorance
never polite

Scientist A: I hate testing on humans, they never cooperate! Scientist B: On goddeff…… If only we could inject some sort of fluid in them which can force them to cooperate.

by cd_03 August 30, 2024

stunning goddess

Brooklyn witherow

the stunning goddess bk waked home

by caasi<3>3>3 September 9, 2023

Alexis Goddess

She’s sensitive and sweet. With a good humorous nature, she’s sweet, funny, she’s kind, intelligent, lovable and loved. She’s as a tiny-bit sassy, but give a hug and she’ll be right as rain. She loves you, you’re a winner.

Alexis Goddess will be taken to shine.
Alexis Goddess will be urges you to say don’t go, and will you deserve to you go?

by The mu and god October 14, 2023