Straight-Facing

Watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling.

Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"

Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."

by CrazyTalent April 11, 2013

face shove

The act of shoving ones penis into another person face, not directly into the mouth but general facial area.

"Yo Trevor stop slapping your cock around my face you face shover"

by BobBallSlap February 15, 2015

The Lenny Face

The Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is a type of emotion that is made by lots of symbols and means ? (strange)

Anthony: Fuck off Peter!
Peter: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wat da fuk
Anthony: Why the fuck did you use The Lenny Face?

by Eyeball Playz June 6, 2018

Malort face

Expression you have when you just realized you crapped your pants.

Buying shots of this liquor for people is worth it just to see their malort face!

by Professor grandmaster G April 19, 2018

face sitter

A girl who is so ratchet, yet pristine, that she sits on men's faces rather than simply fucking them

That chick is a fancy slut, she's just a face sitter!

by Mikeho October 7, 2013

Wok Face

An Asian person whos face is so flat it looks like it has been hit with the bottom of a wok.

Look at that Japanese lady sure has a wok face.

by beta puss March 12, 2011

sucky-face

a horribly stupid word for "making out", said by KD's dad

"Just don't be out there all night playing sucky-face."

by drew3o September 22, 2003