Face Five

When you say hi five to someone but they wont return it so you slap them round the face.

Dude 1: That was awesome!!! High Five! (dude raises his hand)

Dude 2: Are you like 10?

Dude 1: Face Five! (dude slaps him round the face)

by Carly24 January 28, 2009

Face-Raped

When a person logs onto ones' computer or laptop when the user isn't looking and changes their Facebook status into something inappropriate

John Smith sucks willy for a fiver.

Ahahahhaa! John just got Face-Raped!!!

by hahayougotowned February 4, 2009

taking it to the face

drinking something, normally alcoholic, quickly.

in the game of beer pong drinking before you shoot this is what is referred to as taking it to the face. taking shots of liquor at a fast pace.

by bri_bitch December 9, 2008

Straight-Facing

Watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling.

Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"

Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."

by CrazyTalent April 11, 2013

face shove

The act of shoving ones penis into another person face, not directly into the mouth but general facial area.

"Yo Trevor stop slapping your cock around my face you face shover"

by BobBallSlap February 15, 2015

The Lenny Face

The Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is a type of emotion that is made by lots of symbols and means ? (strange)

Anthony: Fuck off Peter!
Peter: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wat da fuk
Anthony: Why the fuck did you use The Lenny Face?

by Eyeball Playz June 6, 2018

Malort face

Expression you have when you just realized you crapped your pants.

Buying shots of this liquor for people is worth it just to see their malort face!

by Professor grandmaster G April 19, 2018