also known as PADF
1. a person who cannot handle the most minor circumstances without getting their panties all in a bunch
2. someone who cannot help but act like a douche when it comes to dealing with small problems
1. a person who cannot handle the most minor circumstances without getting their panties all in a bunch
2. someone who cannot help but act like a douche when it comes to dealing with small problems
by m-cherry February 08, 2010
a whore who lives in st pete fl named tabitha mancinelli...
or some one who is 2 faced and fucked up
or some one who is 2 faced and fucked up
by an anonymous bitch October 04, 2008
The point at which a known and confirmed douche bag commits an act so douchy that it doubles the d-bags status, thus 'doubling down'.
I thought Steve was a douche after he $4000 chrome rims on his Hyundai Accent. But, it was a douche bag double down when he got that tramp stamp.
by mondoSugundo December 03, 2010
To think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:
1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.
1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.
"Wow, Jerad keeps giving everyone 'expert' advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the 'Retreat Manager' job one year ago! What a total front bumper douche master!"
"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"
front bumper douche master
"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"
front bumper douche master
by Mr. BigStuff February 05, 2010
figurativly : asshole
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell
by Kelcie January 27, 2006
by golf-freak93 January 31, 2008
I am a douche bag.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 02, 2020