A not so subtle variation on the more common STUNT man shot, popularized by rugby players, where you snort a line of salt, take a shot of tequila and then get punched in the face.
Where as with the STUNNED man, you snort a line of coke, shoot the tequila then punch the bartender in the face.
This was made popular by a group of hard charging 30 year olds in their prime.
Where as with the STUNNED man, you snort a line of coke, shoot the tequila then punch the bartender in the face.
This was made popular by a group of hard charging 30 year olds in their prime.
by Big Ron 1 September 29, 2009
Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I made a critical shot to ma bae and when I pulled out my schlong it was full covered with shit
Guy 2: -Last night I made a critical shot to ma bae and when I pulled out my schlong it was full covered with shit
by Scaffold August 28, 2019
Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.
by Scaffold June 05, 2019
Guy 1: -Yo, man. Why are you so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I had a critical shot with my bae and when I pulled out my scholng, it was fully covered with shit.
Guy 2: -Last night I had a critical shot with my bae and when I pulled out my scholng, it was fully covered with shit.
by Scaffold June 25, 2020
by LiteChaos May 18, 2022
Vintage cock shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time.
The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.
The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.
He sent me a vintage cock shot! He didn't just take this photo- it is recycled! He took it another day for another girl!
by whiteoakgrl17 May 25, 2011
When a female is about to climax due to cunnilingus, reaches up and slaps her partner across the face, then proceeds to climax on said face.
by Qrocks April 24, 2014