bag of toss

bag of toss

1. noun: A bag full of seminal fluid, otherwise referred to as "toss"

2. adjective: Used to describe something so bad that the adjectives piece of toss, or merely toss is no longer suffice to describe its inherent tossness.

Sometimes hyphenated, said as one word.
"Johnny Depp is a bag of toss."

"Tim Burton would love to give Johnny Depp a bag of toss.

by Milky Bomb May 11, 2014

stomach bag

The place in which your food sits, or better known anatomically as your actual stomach.

Sadie: My stomach hurts .
Brandon: Where on your stomach?
Sadie: Like my stomach bag.

by B-flakes March 4, 2017

bag hag

Something an elderly retarded meth head made up to make of people on youtube, but in all reality she needs to look in the mirror and put down the keyboard.

That bag hag Angela really needs to cut down on the meth, she's starting to hear voices again.

by Therealparanormalinvestigator July 28, 2023

Brown- bag

Verb. When a non- circumcised male masturbates and closes off his foreskin when he ejaculates, trapping the semen in the “brown bag”. Makes for easier cleanup.

Bro #1“Hey man, were you jerkin' it last night?”

Bro #2 “Yeah”

Bro #1“Why isn't there cum everywhere?”

Bro #2 “It's all good, I brown- bagged”

by ScrubLordTheGarish September 10, 2016

Bag of Dicks

A hysterical anonymous prank you can send from the company Ship Your Enemies Glitter (shipyourenemiesglitter.com) to someone you love or hate.

I tripled the dicks in the Bag Of Dicks I sent to my ex boyfriend for blowing Steve.

by RustyDoggers September 8, 2023

Laughing Bag

Every time you wanna laugh you hit up a funny friend for laughs!

Dave Vecchia is a laughing bag

by DVecs June 9, 2010

snuffy bag

Noun; The large pocket of adipose tissue between the navel and perineum of some, but not all, obese individuals. Also known as a FUPA, Gunt or front butt.

Damn, did you see the size of her snuffy bag!? It looked like she was smuggling a sack of potatoes!

by NickAtNight October 6, 2016