baby ass

when wearing a bathing suit your ass sags like a baby's diaper

kaitlyn: yo ash hows my ass look in this bathingsuit?
ash: ahhh, you have a bad case of baby ass!

by vagpower123 February 4, 2010

Baby eaters

A race of people that are so poor they have to eat their own babies, if they dont have a pregnant women they will try to steal the next door neighbours babies and for this reason they are always at war with their next door neighbours

Grealis: i have no money, i need food

Hayden:You can eat one of my babies just a minute

*Hayden has a baby*

Hayden:here you go

*Bram steals the baby thinking its a wheelchair*

Grealis: dam i really wanted that if it wasnt for the cripplazi
thanks hayden dempster

hayden:dont worry i no your a member of the baby eaters tribe

by harrrissson robberrrts June 30, 2009

Baby Joe

The biggest Scumbag you know
DRUG WHORE

"Yo this kid is a fucking baby joe bro "

by JOYKED January 18, 2008

Baby Bird

A very small penis with a lot of pubes around it to where it barely pokes out; this resembles a baby bird in a nest.

Paul: So how was last night susan?

Susan: Disappointing... I think I got second hand crotch itch from Jacob's little baby bird.

by 33337333 March 3, 2009

sugar baby

A gold digger pretending to be a broke ass college girl. Usually owns chanel, and gucci, or anything italian.

On a normal day:
sugar baby: *eyes the pockets of some random millionaire* ayy wanna hang awwt?
random: no mate.
sugar baby: well i saw your pockets.
random: oh these? *pulls out money* here you go. some play money. wanna hang out?
sugar baby: oh no i remember my friend calling me about a reunion sorry.
random: gold digging ho-bitch

by watdafuq January 8, 2019

baby cakes

•Cakes made by babies
•Cakes made from babies
•A pet name for a partner.

1) These babycakes aren't even cooked! It's just dough with handprints on it.

2) John: These baby cakes are delicious! What's the secret ingredient?

Stuart: Well I hung arounf an abortion clinic claiming that I was collecting foetuses for embryonic stem cell research.


John: *spits out cake*

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

Baby Brain

A coworker who gets pregnant, and then for the next nine months you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve the fact that she is pregnant. Bonus for the ultrasounds pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said blob in In Utero.

Oh my god, I just just got back for my gyno, and look at these pictures!

/She has Baby Brain

by Allen Watts March 4, 2009