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Top Bastard

Someone who makes girls fall in love with them and then destroys their entire existence.
Did you see sulaimaan that “Top Bastard” make her infertile after the stress he caused

That guy has a “Top Bastard” condition
by Shush6363 November 26, 2023
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Mountain Top Bukoki

The Mountain Top Bukoki is when a tall woman stands with both arms up and together to form a Mountain while a group of men all ejaculate on her hands and let it run down to form snow mounds.
My wife loves the mountains so me and all of my friends turn her into one by doing the Mountain Top Bukoki.
by 417wsm February 16, 2023
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Muffin top

When you wear tight pants and your fat pours out over the waistline of your jeans.
"Ew, I have such a large muffin top."
by Miss frosty May 6, 2015
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Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.
Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.
by public2 November 12, 2022
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Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.
That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!
by Legend bru February 10, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addictwd to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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Trunk-top

Refers to (usually) a guy wearing either over-tight underwear or swim shorts with no shirt. This usually leads to a ‘trunk-top’ in which that person’s belly fat hangs over the top of their trunks. Similar to a muffin top, except specifically caused by swim shorts or underwear.
*Tom is wearing tight swim shorts by the beach*
Will: ‘Wow Tom, you’ve you’ve got a bit of a trunk-top going on there!’
Tom: ‘I know Will, that’s the beer belly for you!’
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 13, 2019
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