Nut mustard

originated in 16 century england, it is an alternative word for cum, it can also be shortened to nut

"i spewed my nut mustard in her face"
"i nut in her eye"

by squarepusher December 17, 2003

nut muffin

a word literally meaning to be a complete fucktard and is a lesser form of a turd nut

j00 f00, j00 4r3 4 nut muffin!

by +3h l33t |<r|_|3 May 21, 2003

pus nut

An asshole person

My ex husband is a real "pus nut"

by Peanut Black February 29, 2004

baby nuts

Really fucking kickass - like the indescribable feeling you get when your balls are freshly coated with baby powder.

Must be said with a slightly stoned Israeli accent:
"ze bebbe naahts"

"One time I found a twenty dollar bill inside the asshole of a dead cat, and it was totally baby nuts."

by Jon Miz May 1, 2006

deez nuts

Used in many ways just to simply show off your wonderful WANG

Person A speaks to person B

A) Hey Deez was looking for you!
B) Deez who?
C) *grabs wang) DEEZ NUTS!

by FallenAngel November 11, 2003

nut in the butt

a testicle in the anus.

Hey sexy, let me put my nut in the butt.

by tom clontonson July 12, 2007

Mandela Nut

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."

by thiscouldalsobematthewcastro November 14, 2018