Head Top

When you pull a football over someone’s head and then you scream HEAD TOPPPP

Head top

by Head top May 25, 2022

Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 26, 2022

Top shagger

Cameron Clare

Yeah do you know that Cameron Clare, he’s a top shagger

by @mleeONLYTAKESW’s June 2, 2022

Top shagger

Cameron Clare

Yeah do you know that Cameron Clare, he’s a top shagger

by @mleeONLYTAKESW’s June 2, 2022

Halter Top

A tall gay man that is a top; also likes choking or being choked.

The Halter Top that came over was a tall drink of water and my neck is still sore.

by J J B. March 10, 2022

Tank top Al

Tank Top Al is a gamer. He will excrete noises such as loud screaming. He is a man among boys, the only true chad you'll ever meet. He wears only a singlet and running shorts and boy does he rock it. His muscles are incomparable. To date a Tank Top Al is to date a hurricane of testosterone. He may be gay but he doesn't care. Speaking from experience.

"Tank Top Al is such a chad."
"I know, right?"
"Mmmm muscles"

by anonymous March 10, 2022