Jizz Tits

A lovely pair of boobs

That bird has a right pair of jizz tits

by BambisPhrases June 24, 2016

Jesus Tits

Takes the place of an existing curse word. Also something you will here from any country boy turned city. Claimed by Archie Sowell and created by him in 1989

Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck Josh!
Jesus Tits! Shut Yo Face Jessica!
Jesus Tits! You got me all excited!

by Arch1980 December 26, 2020

Bitch-Tits

When literally a girl's tits are bitches...oh you thought this definition was gonna be that easy... well I don't think so.... But, okay. Basically, Bitch-Tits would mean mostly someone who is annoying or won't stop talking or in this case ever start. "SHUTTING THE FUCK UP." But, it can be commonly used for anybody and any gender or what have you. I certainly made this and have used it for quite a while.

"Look at Sharkisha, she's such a pair of Bitch-Tits, like Zayuuuuuummmuuuuhhh."
"Do you ever shut up Bitch-Tits?"
"Just stop with your Bitch-Tits."

by Blast Motherfucking Radious April 7, 2015

You Tit

When you can't think of a good comeback this is it. In BadlyDrawnMCR this is Frank Iero's comeback to everything and I love it

"Jurad u tit, meh Nat tah pikal"
(Gerard you tit, me not the pickle.)

by The Holy Emo Quartet <3 August 14, 2018

tit muffler

A man or woman that often when having sexual intercourse loves to motorboat constantly without stopping for about a minute then proceeds to make sweet sweet love!

I hope you like me putting my face in your boobs cuz im a total tit muffler

by Assapopalis May 19, 2008

Tits on a Tuesday

something that is really nice , good or great, usually used in comparison to other actions or nouns.

"bro that cake was better than tits on a tuesday! and those are good!"

"this taco is like tits on a tuesday"

by Mr. Dr. Pf. Kevin June 17, 2012

Cocaine Tit

The act of snorting cocaine off someone's breast

I don't cocaine tit my friends but I will a prostitute

by TransAF34 July 5, 2017