California Fire Hydrant

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.
A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"
by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025
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New Jersey Fire Hydrant

When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)
Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”

Mike: “haha sick”
by Meatlocker boys April 30, 2018
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fire 'em up

I felt like I was going to fire 'em up in class today.
by SithlordDarthRPG August 28, 2003
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Side saddle with shots fired

Reverse cowgirl position but with legs not over but under him on the side. Each receiving a finger surprise, like finger gun or pulling the trigger.
She was riding me half on then went into a side saddle then she pointed her finger gun me and holstered or fired it in my doo hole! Side saddle with shots fired.
by Peepingtom001 May 12, 2023
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Fire marshal bill

When a girl takes so long to orgasm but you keep going until she cums so hard she reverts to fire marshal bill afterwards and can't move her entire body except her jaw to tell you not to touch her.
Heather was getting fucked for so long that when she finally came. Her whole body froze in a position of fire marshal bill, with only the ability to scream don't touch me!
by The Big Heathen June 19, 2023
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Ethanal Fire

Ethanal Fire, an Ethan Muziki catch-phrase derived colloquially from the term "Eternal Fire". It refers to timeless music or music with a high shelf-life. Music that keeps on giving hence the fire that keeps on burning.
"Experience the Ethanal Fire!"
by Fandom Ke February 12, 2022
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fire hydrant tactics

When a girl leaves things at your place so any other females that visit will think you are not single. Leaving claw marks purposely not necessarily during Wild love making. Tagging you in Facebook check in’s.
Dude check us all in. No she is just checking in me and her, it’s one of her fire hydrant tactics .
by trugentlemen670 November 29, 2017
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