poo

the brown soft messy stuff that comes out of your butthole

i just went poo in the big ass mother fucking toilet while jacking off

by rstbrtbydtgfd shat March 21, 2022

Very Important Poo (VIP)

The first stool you pass in the morning, that determines how good your going it feel that day.

“My Very Important Poo (VIP) didn’t go to plan this morning and now I’m going to feel frustrated all day.”

by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024

Launchy poo

An object used to project yourself into the air at a fine fuckin force, enough to blast you into another area.

I need a launchy poo to escape Wayne!!!! He’ll eat me!!!!

by Mankforirk March 3, 2018

crippling poo

It is a poo that is so large that your anus is stretched roughly 10 miles

I just did a crippling poo

by Scrubface June 25, 2017

Out of office Poo

A poo that’s not at your usual pooing time

I had such a large lunch, I needed an “out of office poo”.

by BillyJo420 December 20, 2023

Penchy Poo

A penchy poo is a stubborn and weird fuck. Nothing they say makes sense but for some reason, it makes you intrigued. They're best known for their pranks and memes. Don't ever get one pregnant or else you'll never eat ketchup again.

"I'd do the dishes but I'm a penchy poo and don't do that kinda SHYT"

by Penchywhoo September 5, 2021

Poo-Robics

A revolutionary new workout routine founded by Ejectra Johns.

type in Poo-Robics into the youtube search bar and you will find Ejectra John's instructional video, so you can learn poo-robics.

by Ejectra Johns October 22, 2010