Monkey muffin

1. A type of muffin that is made of bread that has monkeys in it. Eaten by bananas to avenge banana bread.
2. Someone who lazy and is stuck between two people (or more) that has a problem where one bullies the other: a bystander who takes a stand for the bully.

1.
Banana (Fred):I can't believe they ate George...
Banana (Sally):Here, have a monkey muffin!

2.
Guy#1: Ur ugly
Guy#2: Wah!
Guy#3: And fat!
Guy#2: Stop being a monkey muffin!

by MunkYMun July 3, 2010

Weaver monkey

(n).

1. Any daredevil on a Ninja style motorcycle who gets his thrills in traffic by weaving in and out and around cars without respect for other drivers/pedestrians/cyclists.

2. A young inexperienced biker who races and does wheelies in traffic, resulting in a fatal accident.

On my back bumper, these three weaver monkeys were trying to intimidate me by weaving back and forth on their bikes, then they gunned it down the right hand shoulder and into the mini-mart lot.

Jack, pull over in to the right lane, we got weaver monkeys in back of us.

by boggler October 29, 2005

keg monkey

To stand around a keg at a party, get your cup filled, then drink it real fast, fill it up again. Usually is done until the keg is finished.

I was at this party last night that was so busy I decided to be a keg monkey.

We keg monkey'd that thing till it was gone!

by MikeyG69 December 27, 2007

Monkey Trumpet

A barking spider; a rusty sheriff's badge

"Christ on a bike, who's been tootling on their monkey trumpet?"

by andybased April 30, 2008

ninja monkey

Masturbating in a public place

dude i was ninja monkeying in the mall bathroom last week.

by ralphie parker May 15, 2008

Monkey Furr

Slang for hydroponic marijuana.

Hey bro, lets toke up on some of that magical monkey furr...braaaaaaaaahahaah!!!

by bret. August 14, 2008

Porch Monkey

Derogatory language to describe African Americans who sit on their ass all day and live off food stamps. AKA clay.

I drove through Oakland today, and was shocked at all the porch monkeys that reside there.

by Defrain06 August 18, 2017