Man Gravy

The juices exerted from a man's body, especially during Yuletide, in the winter, and immediately following Lent. Single men are the largest contributors of unconfined Man Gravy, which can be a major problem if the resources to clean up Man Gravy are not at hand. Some find the taste and smell of Man Gravy too much to resist, and can often be found using Man Gravy for everything from condiments to new fashion styles. Can also be used for painting, and with proper preparation, sculpting.

Also refered to as "The (Insert Male Subject's Name)'s Special"

"That room is completely covered in Man Gravy!"

"I accidentally got Man Gravy all over my bed sheets."

Tom served her a fresh helping of Man Gravy.

Too much Man Gravy is always a good thing.

by Ass. Prod. Sully January 18, 2008

Peyton Manning

Just won the damn Super Bowl! which proves he does not choke, and is an amazing player.

Peyton Manning is statistically better than Troy Aikman, but theyre both some of the best qbs ever

by hattness February 7, 2007

moyers man

has a slight case of homosexuallity with cody seal.

Jeremy:Moyers man come outside
Moyers Man: Nah nothing to do
Jeremy: But cody seal is outside.
Moyers man:Be out in a sec

by your momma March 14, 2004

man child

A man with the character of a young child. Also could be a juvenile who is too young to be old, but too old to be young. An old soul trapped in the body of an adolescent. A man who is too old for babysitting, but desperately needs it.

plural: manchildren

"Her boyfriend, Darren, is a complete and total man child. I'd offer to babysit it, but it's kind of creepy."

by MrBunny January 4, 2012

jigga man

jigga man is the black super hero, very closly related to super man. He is strong, fast and can fly. His main super power is that he hits people on the head with his giant dick. Women love him, men want to be him.

"look! its a bird!.. no, its a plane.. no look! its jigga man! oh shit run!!!

by SWOSUboy February 22, 2011

man boobs

man:

Noun
Inflected forms: pl.Huge Nipples p2. Men with knockers 1. A human male that possesses either of two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland.

Holy Shit! Max Zdrada has some huge man boobs!

After the gay strip club, we saw drag-queens (Men with huge Knockers).

by Jimmy Asshole and the Choclate Starfish June 20, 2004

The Naked Man

A technique by men used to get lain. The man who is invited over to a woman's place makes an excuse to come over and when the woman is not around, he gets naked while he waits for her return. On her return, they both laugh, and the element of surprise gets him laid. Very risky, with a potentially big payoff.

(As seen on How I Met Your Mother)

I used the naked man last night. She had no idea it was coming, but it worked.

by Phatern1 December 15, 2008