1. A type of muffin that is made of bread that has monkeys in it. Eaten by bananas to avenge banana bread.
2. Someone who lazy and is stuck between two people (or more) that has a problem where one bullies the other: a bystander who takes a stand for the bully.
2. Someone who lazy and is stuck between two people (or more) that has a problem where one bullies the other: a bystander who takes a stand for the bully.
1.
Banana (Fred):I can't believe they ate George...
Banana (Sally):Here, have a monkey muffin!
2.
Guy#1: Ur ugly
Guy#2: Wah!
Guy#3: And fat!
Guy#2: Stop being a monkey muffin!
Banana (Fred):I can't believe they ate George...
Banana (Sally):Here, have a monkey muffin!
2.
Guy#1: Ur ugly
Guy#2: Wah!
Guy#3: And fat!
Guy#2: Stop being a monkey muffin!
by MunkYMun July 3, 2010
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1. Any daredevil on a Ninja style motorcycle who gets his thrills in traffic by weaving in and out and around cars without respect for other drivers/pedestrians/cyclists.
2. A young inexperienced biker who races and does wheelies in traffic, resulting in a fatal accident.
1. Any daredevil on a Ninja style motorcycle who gets his thrills in traffic by weaving in and out and around cars without respect for other drivers/pedestrians/cyclists.
2. A young inexperienced biker who races and does wheelies in traffic, resulting in a fatal accident.
On my back bumper, these three weaver monkeys were trying to intimidate me by weaving back and forth on their bikes, then they gunned it down the right hand shoulder and into the mini-mart lot.
Jack, pull over in to the right lane, we got weaver monkeys in back of us.
Jack, pull over in to the right lane, we got weaver monkeys in back of us.
by boggler October 29, 2005
Get the Weaver monkey mug.To stand around a keg at a party, get your cup filled, then drink it real fast, fill it up again. Usually is done until the keg is finished.
I was at this party last night that was so busy I decided to be a keg monkey.
We keg monkey'd that thing till it was gone!
We keg monkey'd that thing till it was gone!
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Get the Monkey Furr mug.A endangered south American primate that only cums out at night to jizz on the local villagers feet while they sleep an molest there live stock.
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