May 24

May 24 is a day where you post a song, whether it is a rap, yodeling, or singing. Just post your shit on Spotify already.

If you don’t post a song on May 24, Imma beat yo ass

by NotSoDumBoi April 10, 2022

May 5th

National send a booty pic day, also cinco de mayo

Oh my gosh its may 5th, yk what that means

by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022

May 12

International Cum on your BF/GF face

The day you give sloppy head with a messier facial.

You know what day it is?

May 12?

Yes

Ok, just not in my eyes

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

Daisy May

an annoying sket who hasn’t showered since before 9/11

“ew what’s that smell!”

“its just daisy may”

by elliejellie91 September 8, 2023

May 5th

National show CJ your titties day.

“Todays May 5th. I should send CJ some nudes after he gets off work”

by Jackjaxkjack May 5, 2022

Ivan Siew Mai

He's LITERALLY SIEW MAI

Ivan Siew Mai will siew mai in ur panties.

by Tehendjdj June 24, 2021

May 26

National slap your homies ass day

Boy1: yo bro you got a fat truck

Boy2: thx wanna smack it cuz it’s may 26

Boy1: yesssirrrr *slaps ass*

by Professor_never_dies1232 May 24, 2022