Long distance life

A term to collectively describe the friends, family and other social networks that live far enough away from you that you're limited to communicating through phone calls, sms, AIM, facebook, etc.

I've been doing a bad job at living my long distance life lately, I haven't talked to my old college buddies for three weeks.

by Ebonyks July 9, 2010

Horizontal Life Pause

A nap.

Phew... I could sure use a horizontal life pause.

by dustysgirl December 30, 2014

life is fucked up

you know that already if you are reading this

Life is fucked up no matter where you are or when it is. It's always fucked up for multiple people.

by newAcronym December 17, 2018

got life dicked

Got it made!

That girl got everything; a cool apt, new car, trust fund and works for her dad! She's got life dicked!

by JI mom February 22, 2018

Red bull Life

Someone who has no life other than drinking red bull. They won't stop drinking it for more than a minute due to their overwhelming addiction. People with the red bull life generally never have kids because the red bull destroys their appearance, and forces them to live in their mother's basement playing video games 24/7, no sleep, and only taking breaks to drink red bull. People with the red bull life are also generally pretty fucking trash at video games, despite playing them 24 hours a day, every single day, furthermore, people with the red bull life are most of the time, sweaty tryhards that always fail. What I am trying to say is, you don't want the red bull life. Although, I bet some of you do want to live the red bull life. I mean, I, the one writing this is currently living the red bull life. It's great, you should try it.

Look at that nerd over there, he must be living the red bull life.

by Dounk February 9, 2017

Retire From Life

To give up on life and bring it to an end (suicide).

“Man, I don’t know if living is worth it, I’ll just retire from life and end it all...”

by Turtle Words January 28, 2021

Forced to slay life

A force to slay life can be defined as a thread torwards someone to keep them alive, after said individual might have expressed frustration within their life, that could lead to them giving it up. And we're never gonna give you up.

"I feel old, I'm not gonna live till 25"

"Sorry, I will drag your soul at least till your 69, you are forced to slay life"

by MrRandomMeme69 December 25, 2022