I like turtles

An extremely sophisticated way to apply utter annoyment to a subject without being considered idiotic.

Mom: are you liking the school year so far, sweetie?
You: I like turtles.
Mom: ...

by Zzzzkkmnnn November 16, 2017

Hurting like Charlesworth

Overreacting from a minor injury such as banging a leg, and behaving like you have just been taken out by an American sniper.

Pete: What's wrong with James?
Mike: He banged his elbow on the doorframe, and now he's hurting like Charlesworth.
Pete: Fucking fairy!

by Pissed Fairy February 17, 2015

Boom like jandro

The act of alejandro going BOOM!

"yo you know jally go boom?" "yeah , BOOM LIKE JANDRO!"

by Jally_go_boom July 25, 2019

lay it like an onion

An idiom which is used when someone is being an idiot.

Wedge: Wheeeyyy!
Vlad: Wedge, just lay it like an onion!

by TheLordAndSaviour May 6, 2016

I like turtles

I like turtles is a meme look it up fuck face

I like turtles or whatever

by I am kskslapqoqlqq March 30, 2021

party like a peabody

turning fifty years old and beating up a bunch of twenty year olds to prove to them that they are useless tools who need to die

You see jerry man?

Yeah he beat up all those kids!

PARTY LIKE A PEABODY

by rossssssss555 January 14, 2011

Playing like a berger

Most commonly used in destiny 2. Describes a terrible bozopilus playing style

Kyle is a playing like a berger

by Sirspade4 May 19, 2023