Camel Kick

Getting kicked in the vaginal area

I got camel kicked the other day, my camel toe hurts like hell!

by Anonymous420SAR October 15, 2023

go kick rocks

Another way to say either "go away," "get the fuck out," or even "go fuck yourself." Another alternative is "go fly a kite."

Random scene chick: Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!
youqueerbro?: How about you go suck a fuck and play in the streets?

Random scene chick (yes she's back, don't ask how): Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA: Go kick rocks.

Random scene chick (how many fucking times-): Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!
my stupid ass: Uuuhhhhh...I don't have the money...

by 7568ino October 21, 2023

tire kicker

A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.

So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023

National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day

January 11th

On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!

No one gets left behind!

My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.

by Sharkey Studios December 13, 2023

National Kick a Confederate Day

December 15th
You can go kick a traitor in the place it hurts

Bill: Yo it's National Kick a Confederate Day!!
Issac: Let's go bro!!

by Shiny the borgor December 15, 2023

National kick short people day

On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.

I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…

Me: Yknow what day it is today?
Short person: OH NO it’s National kick short people day?!

by tallpeopleareverycool January 4, 2024