harry the cutie

A boy so attractive and stunning that he will make you cream faster than a dairy farmer. He will make you shoot spider-webs in your underwear faster than spider-man could ever imagine. He'd make a blind man see, just so he can beat off to him.
"Oh my god, oh shit. Spider-man. It's harry the cutie, holy shit. I just shot a whole through the front of my undies with semen. I can't get enough of him."
by notzjoxlywilly March 03, 2021
Get the harry the cutie mug.

Full Harry

An infantile, privileged, wanker who shamelessly exploits his mother’s death to gain unwarranted sympathy, like he is the only one in history who has lost someone close. He then stupidly ignores advice and marries a narcissistic, manipulative, liar who alienates him from family, friends and country causing intelligent people who don’t buy his pathetic whinging, to view him as a complete fuckwit.
That guy’s mum died, his overindulgent self pity and victim mentality has led him to make poor life choices he’s gone the Full Harry.

That guy’s dad died, he foolishly married a nasty social climber and let her destroy his family, he’s gone the Full Harry.
by truethat March 18, 2021
Get the Full Harry mug.

harry staples

a very godlike person who pulls all the ladies. very large genitalia and is very caring
wow that guy is such a harry staples.
by JRE3007 June 01, 2017
Get the harry staples mug.

Harry Caray

When you pay the cover to enter the strip club with no other intentions than to take a shit.
That guy didn’t want to throw quarters at Sissy when she fell off the pole he just came to do a Harry Caray.
by Hardon Long July 24, 2022
Get the Harry Caray mug.

Harry Belafonte Syndrome

When a famous person who generally stays out of politics suddenly becomes extremely political for seemingly no reason.
Harry Belafonte Syndrome was named for the actor and musician of the same name (Duh). He was very popular and famous until the mid-late 2000s, when he suddenly revealed that he is a registered democrat. Suddenly, he became an extreme liberal activist. He even said in 2012 that anyone who opposes the re-election of Barack Obama should be sent to prison. This statement landed him in very hot water, and he was harshly censured before effectively falling off the face of the earth. However, he is still alive, and his liberal activism is still dominant over his musical talent.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021
Get the Harry Belafonte Syndrome mug.

harrys penis

the largest known living thing to ever exist. the only comparable thing today would have to be the sperm whale.
harrys penis could block out the sun
by jihadi johnnnnn October 30, 2021
Get the harrys penis mug.

Harry Myers

A term used for a bloke with massive man tits
Hey bro, look at the jugs on that guy over there

Woah, that guy is a real Harry Myers
by Your mums box February 22, 2022
Get the Harry Myers mug.