little green footballs

Forum for aspiring Neo Cons. If you passionately despise Arabs, Muslims, Muslims, Muslims, China, Russia, Muslims, a free press, informed debate, Europeans, Muslims, or Democrats this is the place for you.

Q: How does an LGFer commit suicide?

A: They pile up all their hate and jump off.
Little Green Footballs - never knowingly informed.
by Adult Male Blue Grouse January 13, 2005
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green day fan

1.)see: posers

2.)see:teenie boppers
1.) poser:*sings* "don't wanna be an american idiot" "green day iz sooooooo kew"

2.) teeny bopper:*screams* "omg, omg, omg" "liek, omfgz, greenday iz soooooooo liek, hawtt, liek, omgz"
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green gummy bear

the loser of the group.
the different one who doesn't fit in and gets toothpicks thrown at them.
"Ugh I hate her! She is always going off and saying the dumbest things."
"Seriously she is such a green gummy bear. Let's exclude her and throw toothpicks at her when she's not looking."
by Red_Gummy_bear June 9, 2008
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little green footballs

Anti-Muslim hate site.
LGF is a sectarian website for bigots.
by justice for the liberty January 28, 2005
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Cee Lo Green

A singer who knows the lyrics to John Lennon's songs better than John Lennon did.

Also likes to show his belief against having possessions by wearing a fur coat and jewelry from head to toe.
Cee Lo Green: Imaaaagine theeere's no countries, it isn't hard to doooo, nothing to kill or die for, and ALL RELIGION TRUE.... yeeeeea dawg... I modified dat shit.
by Zeebo the Barber August 16, 2012
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green toe nails

Toe nails that have turned a deep shade of green because of the Nasty fungus that resides beneath the nail. Green toe nails are most prevalent in old men who wear brown strapped sandals to graduation parties or any event in the summer months. You find yourself sitting at a graduation party you were forced to attend with your family for a third cousin who you immensely dislike , only for an old man to approach you with sandals and a Hawaiian shirt with his green toe nails nearly scraping off your ankle flesh with their sharp edges.
Pete's long, green toe nails reeked in the breeze as he placed his feet on the deck table.

Her green toe nails made her seem so disgusting to the church congregation as she stood greeting people in the chapel with her heaping sundress.
by Floof July 3, 2017
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Green Tongue Plague

"Hey man! Did you have fun on St. Patty's Day?"
"I sure did bro. Me and the boys were HAMMERED!! I woke up naked on the 18th with the Green Tongue Plague!
by TangClock March 17, 2010
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