Stop trying to finish my sentences! You don't know what I'm going to stay you dumb motherfucker! Hahahahahahaha!!!
Hym "Facebook need to stop guessing what I'm going to say. It's an insult. You can eat a bag of spiders? See!? I bet you thought I was going to say 'baby dicks' didn't you? Stupid fucking bitch. I am in the process of being pulled forward into time by novelty! You cannot predict chaos!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
person1: hey have you played Facebook
person2: no but ill try it!
person1: ok
one week later after playing Facebook
person1: where is he?
person2: no but ill try it!
person1: ok
one week later after playing Facebook
person1: where is he?
by IS THAT REAL February 08, 2021
When you're stubborn and block someone on facebook. You have a petty fall out for no reason, and they either block you or unfriend you.
Mixture of stubborness and blocking
Mixture of stubborness and blocking
Bob:'I've got a question to ask you, why aren't we friends on facebook?
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.
by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017
When you eye roll so hard it forces blood flow into your brain causing an immediate headache and intense feeling of disdain for the human race.
Upon viewing photos of Kyra’s latest beach resort trip after being told she can’t afford food for her children, Frida promptly eye rolled and experienced a Facebook migraine that required an exorcism.
by Truthgenie April 29, 2023
If it’s not on Facebook, it’s on the Fridge,
And if it’s not on the fridge, it’s on Facebook.
~ Regarding anything to do with posting.
And if it’s not on the fridge, it’s on Facebook.
~ Regarding anything to do with posting.
Please don’t but that on Facebook okay then I’ll put it on the fridge. - Fridge or Facebook.
This doesn’t belong on the fridge it belongs on Facebook - Fridge or Facebook
This doesn’t belong on the fridge it belongs on Facebook - Fridge or Facebook
by Joshua_hicks2000 November 28, 2019
Facebook slander is when someone mainly a fake friend deletes or blocks you and then spreads false accusations and rumors trying to get others against you,usually only cowards are guilty of this and usually get their asses beaten to a pulp in the end
So you like to Facebook slander others because you think its cool and you're a coward because you wouldn't say it to their face.
by peasenoff smells July 29, 2020