Facebook

Steels content off of every other social media

Facebook more like Fakebook

by In the garbage December 28, 2019

Facebook Guilt

Defensive reaction to finding out someone is not on Facebook. Usually indicated by the word "just". As in, "I just use it to stay in touch with friends/family".

If I happen to mention that I'm not on Facebook, nine times out of ten someone's Facebook Guilt kicks in, even though I have made no judgement whatsoever.

by HappyHorse January 3, 2017

Go back to Facebook

When there's a Karen (or a facebook mom) who is being really annoying on a different social media platform (e.g. twitter), and should just go back to Facebook. It's used when people are really annoying. It's basically a way of saying "Go back to where you came from", but more respectfully, and less racist.

Karen: "Stop doing something, do something else."
A great human being: "Go back to Facebook!"

by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021

facebook warfare

n.
When someone decides to protest their friendship with you or war against you by unfriending you on Facebook. Usually done by immature children.

Bob: Joe is mad at me for not inviting him to my party last weekend. He even unfriended me on Facebook.
James: Why?
Bob: He just wants me to notice his Facebook warfare so I know he's mad at me.

by pseudoface February 24, 2014

Facebook Chair

Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page

Is John on the Facebook Chair?

Bob: I have to go to the toilet.

Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?

by BettyBlue March 27, 2011

Facebook Deep

When a person promotes information found solely on Facebook and other social media sites, rather than facts.

That's Facebook Deep. Your Facebook Deep

by Doll123 September 6, 2020

Facebook Hag

A person who Is friendly with someone who is not on Facebook, but stil agrees to post the non Facebook person’s Pictures, videos and comments on their own Facebook page for them.

“I’m not on Facebook, but I have a Facebook Hag who posts stuff for me!”

by AJ Rules The School July 17, 2018