Swiss Cake Roll

Covering of your penis in fecal matter and having same or opposite sex suck you off.

James asked jenny to try his swiss cake roll.

by Dan Lisk January 04, 2006

Minty Dick Cake

When you wash your dick with an urinal cake and then you have someone suck you off. The usual response afterwards is "Wait. Why do you taste so minty fresh?" *Head tilt*

Example: "Hey, what are you getting your girl for Valentine's Day?" Answer: "A minty dick cake, of course."

by So Fresh So Clean April 26, 2013

Greensburg Funnel Cake

The blowing out of powdered sugar from one's butt onto another one they're trying to impress. A very backwards way of showing someone you'd like to date them.

"Dude... did you see him give her the Greensburg Funnel Cake?"

"Ya... he must really like her..."

by Funnier than your Mom November 14, 2011

father cummy cake

When a person eats a cake and gets white stuff around their mouth. During awkward situations you call them Father cummy cake. Usually said to females :)

-father eats a cake and gets frosting on his mouth-
HEY! father cummy cake!

Hey you!
No its FATHER CUMMY CAKE!

by Kimmiebear November 24, 2010

alabama fish cake

A vagina that smells like fish and looks like it's held a potato and raw egg

Eww, that's woman's vag has been Alabama fish caked!

by Jimbalanna June 28, 2014

Columbian Birthday Cake

Putting a bunch of Columbian Bam Bam on your dick right before you bang a girl in the ass. Then blow your load in her ear and slap the side of her head.

I was over at Donna’s last night and gave her a Columbian Birthday Cake! Happy birthday to me!

by Butter Sue July 22, 2019

mexican crab cake

Eating pussy to the lyrics off a song

My favorite mexican crab cake song is "I Get Off"-halestorm

by K!nG Ď April 17, 2016