only if bro does

an expression commonly used to express that one will only do something if the Bro does.

"yo, are you gonna go to that dance with those skanks?"
"only if bro does."

by mr. malaka January 28, 2009

Tie-Dye Bro

A 300+ pound 20 year old male who is known as the "Lord of the Wash" for his mastery of getting "washed", or drunk. He is rarely seen not wearing a elaborate custom tie-dye. He drinks heavily and has a large vocabulary of unique slang.

Tie-Dye Bro is such a fucking hog. He drank 5 forties last night.

by Maxdub December 11, 2006

Cool Story Bro

This term can be used, within the company of those you are close with, to in fact, congratulate a bro on a good story.

JLT: And that's how Frodo destroyed the ring
Everyone else: Cool story bro.

by pppoe December 11, 2012

Bro Code 3069

Bro law clearly states that if you spell a word incorrectly you have 10 seconds to spell it right or the opposite party Loses.

Way to Bro Code 3069 that bro

by SwarlesBarkly January 23, 2011

Je na bro

Abbreviation in a sophsticated French accent for "It's your night bro". Phrase used indicate that a lay is on the cards.

Dude, Naomi keeps on with the FMEs}. She is hot for you. Its je na bro!

by meat n 2 veg December 25, 2008

Jo Bro Special

The act of breaking up with your significant other via text message.

Taylor Swift got the the Jo Bro special from Joe Jonas.

by PDESIL April 21, 2010

Cool story bro

The phrase a person uses when he/she couldn't possibly care less about what you have to say, yet feels the need to satisfy your "story" with a response. Very commonly received when the person using the phrase feels as if they are superior to you in each and every way, and would like nothing more than to pound your face into the ground.

As made famous by Katie Dalmas.

":M---|---< DUCKMAN! :M-|-< ASIAN DUCKMAN!"

"Cool story bro."

by LJonesy October 6, 2011