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Brown- bag

Verb. When a non- circumcised male masturbates and closes off his foreskin when he ejaculates, trapping the semen in the “brown bag”. Makes for easier cleanup.
Bro #1“Hey man, were you jerkin' it last night?”

Bro #2 “Yeah”

Bro #1“Why isn't there cum everywhere?”

Bro #2 “It's all good, I brown- bagged”
by ScrubLordTheGarish September 10, 2016
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Bag of Dicks

A hysterical anonymous prank you can send from the company Ship Your Enemies Glitter (shipyourenemiesglitter.com) to someone you love or hate.
I tripled the dicks in the Bag Of Dicks I sent to my ex boyfriend for blowing Steve.
by RustyDoggers September 8, 2023
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Laughing Bag

Every time you wanna laugh you hit up a funny friend for laughs!
Dave Vecchia is a laughing bag
by DVecs June 9, 2010
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snuffy bag

Noun; The large pocket of adipose tissue between the navel and perineum of some, but not all, obese individuals. Also known as a FUPA, Gunt or front butt.
Damn, did you see the size of her snuffy bag!? It looked like she was smuggling a sack of potatoes!
by NickAtNight October 6, 2016
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Brown bag

Poop on own balls
I had massive diarrhea and my scrotum got brown bagged
by 2 jens 1 cup September 14, 2015
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walmart bag

the 4 genders: boy, girl, non binary, and WALMART BAG!!!!111!
HOW DARE U CALL ME A BOY, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG!
hey you, person(boy, girl, non binary) do 10000 + 1000
the person: NO, THAT IS RUDE TO CALL ME A (boy, girl, non binary) PERSON, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG
by walmart_bag November 2, 2023
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grandfather's bags

When you put duck tape on your balls and take it of after about 15 min they become wrinkly
I was in sauna with this guy and hes balls looked like grandfather's bags
by Korpelankimmo February 10, 2021
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