Car Sex

When a simp is sexuality attracted to their car enough to put their dick in the tailpipe because they can't get laid by a real woman.

Dude, did you know Jerry hasn't had sex for so long that he had car sex!

by Carlover360 November 7, 2020

sex explosion

Also known as 'sex wee' or ejaculation
sex explosions can be done by both male and female, but is more apt for the male sex organs.

I was having sexual intercourse with Betty when i pulled out and did sex explosion all over her breasts

Julius made me do a sex explosion when he was teasing me

by TWIIIIIICE February 22, 2005

hamster sex

A type of sex (or more precisely attempt of sex) occuring between two fat people. Typically the guy is originally on top, until the rolling inevitably occurs. More awkward temptatives usually follow but all inevitably fail due to belly barrier presence.

Fat Him and Fat Her during hamster sex sexsion: "here, try again!" "here where???" "left, move to the left" "here?? oh yes here!" "no no thats my donuts!!"

by B^B December 27, 2009

red sex

having sex while a female is on her period

i took a trip into the red sea today

by jenni November 18, 2003

Moral sex

1. Sex (vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) that is had, NOT because the person necessarily wants to, but because he/she feels that he/she needs to fulfill their partner's needs.

2. Sex (vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) that is counted towards a couple's sexual quota.
"Joe and I haven't gotten it on in a week. I just haven't been in the mood, but I think that he deserves a little moral sex."

"Joe and I haven't gotten it on in a week. I just haven't been in the mood, but I think that he deserves a little moral sex."

by J-Lai November 10, 2008

Eyeball sex

When ever your eye's meat a hot girl/guy and you think about having sex with them. Very awkward situation to be in some my even pretend to text or talk to someone to avoid the awkwardness.

Me: Yo dude I just stared at Taylors eyes all the way down the hallway.

Friend: Dude you guys just had eyeball sex hardcore.

by JCTC September 9, 2010

fringe sex

The act of using one's fringe in order to give somebody sexual pleasure.

Particularly enjoyed by those who harbour a rather unusual fetish for fringes, fringe sex works best with a long straight fringe that can more easily be wrapped around the genitals.

Last night I gave Morris fringe sex. I've never seen him so happy.

by Mustaphalopolis August 22, 2007