After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.
Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.
Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?
Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

*jim* “ mary i’m guessing your favorite color is blue”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”
by graviedewd May 5, 2019

People who invest everything in idiots despite it never being reciprocated. These mfs would probably try to see the good side in hitler .
Anna: he’s really not a bad guy, deep down he’s a artist but he just had a rough childhood
Heidi: bitch he’s literally hitler
Anna : but I can fix him!
Heidi: bitch your pussy don’t do voodoo, you got bob the builder complex!
Heidi: bitch he’s literally hitler
Anna : but I can fix him!
Heidi: bitch your pussy don’t do voodoo, you got bob the builder complex!
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