A 3/4 blow job is when a girl is giving a blow job and stops right before the man ejaculates (blows a load) and then the man ends up walking away disappointed.
by quincygamer June 20, 2011
Get the 3/4 Blow Jobmug. A cross between a twat waffle and waddler, exceptional asshole, can be both male or female; waffler usually has a loose anus.
by Darrell23 October 16, 2010
Get the Twat Waffler (TDUB^3)mug. Hold your pot smoke for 3 seconds and exhale, because science bitches. According to Steve Liebke’s 2001 ‘A Cannabis User’s Harm Reduction Handbook,’ “Take small, shallow tokes or pulls. About 95% of THC in cannabis smoke is absorbed in the first few seconds so breath holding is quite pointless. All it really achieves is a far greater amount of tar being deposited in the lungs.”
by bostonjerk June 5, 2014
Get the 3 Second Weed Rulemug. One of the best song ever made by Boombass and Zdar from the french electronic duo, Cassius. The music video about a iphone showing a person's mouth singing the song over and over again.
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
OOOh, I <3 U So. But why I <3 U I never know
by I<3USO April 21, 2023
Get the I <3 U SOmug. When using public bathroom, using urinals, 1, 3 and 5. No 2 and 4 just in case others come in. Never be next to another man using a urinal. Also no talking why using the bathroom.
by Urban Dictionary January 18, 2008
Get the 1, 3, 5 rulemug. A quick blow job usually lasting 3 seconds or less, usually not the male's fault. the girl, disgusted by the penis, turns away and oddly enough looks for another. Usually ends with the smacking of the lips.
3 second blow job:
Andy: Oh, this feels great!
3 Seconds later...
Andy: What the hell, why did you stop?
Hannah: Penis is gross!
Andy: Oh, this feels great!
3 Seconds later...
Andy: What the hell, why did you stop?
Hannah: Penis is gross!
by Steven Moon June 24, 2008
Get the 3 second blow jobmug. a phrase commonly used by LAA Angels' Broadcaster Victor Rojas, whenever a 3 run home run is hit by the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.
by katierose June 7, 2010
Get the 3 run jimmy jackmug.