Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.

Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.

by delta1135 August 12, 2011

Cringe Boner

Deriving pleasure from someone saying or doing something awkward or embarrassing.

That guy is so awkward and annoying, but watching him gives me such a cringe boner.

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

boner

when a mans penis becomes hard while looking at something he thinks is sexy or related to pornographic content

he got a boner while showing his presentation in class

by stankyidiot69 October 27, 2019

boner equinox

A day (twice each calendar year) when a man with erectile dysfunction cannot achieve an erection even with the use of Viagra.

Wife: Dear, I feel like cuddling. Why don't you take a Viagra?
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.

boner solstice

by SapDMan January 30, 2017

Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.

Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me

by Ctoff February 17, 2024

boner

When a boys penis sticks up a bit because they are very attracted to something and they want to 👉🏻👌👉🏻👌👉🏻👌👉🏻👌👉🏻👌👉🏻👌

omg im having a boner!
for who?
THAT JUICY PEACH!!

by RatzzR0ckit April 29, 2022

The Last Boner

An award-winning novel with 14 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List, The Last Boner delves into the protagonist's inability to "free his willy from the shackles of desolation and dust." The visionary author, Garrett Charms took inspiration from moments from his life to write this novel. He especially drew inspiration from his Summer of 2016 in which he confessed in an interview with TIME magazine that "my spaghetti noodle, whenever I looked at it, made me sad."

Have your read The Last Boner? It's so good! It's a really HARD read.

by ChettCactus April 24, 2017