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A Tale of Two Vacuums

A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.
Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
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two tone joe

The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.
The only way to see a two tone joe is on the internet,
by Skip Toumailloux March 24, 2011
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two bagging

When a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over her head, and a bag over your own, just in case her falls off.
Girl so ugly I had to two bag her. - Two bagging.
by Greatestbitch February 6, 2015
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One two switcheroo

The act of very quickly pulling out of a woman and then slipping it into her ass
I pulled a one two switcheroo on my girlfriend last night, we haven't spoken since
by Og Orange November 20, 2019
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Moscow Two Step

When one guy sits on another guys lap on the toilet and they both drop a heavy, smelly load simultaneously.
“Dawg.. just polished of a full pint of Ben Jerry’s Chunky Monkey..”

“Bruh.. I feel Moscow Two Step is in the making..”

“Bet!!”
by Asian Obama October 1, 2022
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two-cent piece

(Noun)- Referring to fecal matter in the act of waste disposal; also known as dropping the kids off at the pool.
"I gotta go drop a two-cent piece." "Damn, that grub's got two-cent pieces rollin' down my leg"
by Wing Master Ding January 16, 2007
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Two-nose

A person that knows it all.

Someone that is nosy as hell and is always in everyone's business.

A white person
Damn, theres alot of 2nose out today.

That 2nose is on one

Whats sniffin, two-nose?
by Neechybaybee December 27, 2021
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