A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.
Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
Get the A Tale of Two Vacuumsmug. The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.
by Skip Toumailloux March 24, 2011
Get the two tone joemug. When a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over her head, and a bag over your own, just in case her falls off.
by Greatestbitch February 6, 2015
Get the two baggingmug. by Og Orange November 20, 2019
Get the One two switcheroomug. When one guy sits on another guys lap on the toilet and they both drop a heavy, smelly load simultaneously.
“Dawg.. just polished of a full pint of Ben Jerry’s Chunky Monkey..”
“Bruh.. I feel Moscow Two Step is in the making..”
“Bet!!”
“Bruh.. I feel Moscow Two Step is in the making..”
“Bet!!”
by Asian Obama October 1, 2022
Get the Moscow Two Stepmug. (Noun)- Referring to fecal matter in the act of waste disposal; also known as dropping the kids off at the pool.
by Wing Master Ding January 16, 2007
Get the two-cent piecemug. A person that knows it all.
Someone that is nosy as hell and is always in everyone's business.
A white person
Someone that is nosy as hell and is always in everyone's business.
A white person
by Neechybaybee December 27, 2021
Get the Two-nosemug.