pussy pention

When a man spoils his lady in the courting phase whether she’s just a friend, a girlfriend, or wifey and maintains her finances and upkeep that pussy.

When a man goes above and beyond to take care of his woman.
This pussy needs to be clothed and fed. This pussy needs a roof over its head. You want to mess with this pussy there’s a pussy pention(payment/fee/quota)

by Tiffanyalexis.j December 15, 2017

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bacon's pussy

You've heard of things being referred to as the bee's knees and said to yourself.. What, why? Why is the bee's knees good? Here comes bacon's pussy .. it works for everything. Every man loves bacon and he also loves pussy. Now you know he loves bacon's pussy!

Sweet version: honey, tonight's dinner was the bacon's pussy.

Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy

Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy

by El cheeky November 15, 2017

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Chasing the pussy

Chasing a chicken shit guy or girl instead of the money.

He was chasing the pussy through the woods until the pussy found and picked up a big stick and hit him with it from behind a tree, knocking loose a few teeth. He should've chased the paper instead.

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021

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park pussy

(not to be confused with pussy park): a jailbait prostitute girl from a ghetto neighborhood who picks up her clients at the local park, a park also frequented by local drug dealers, homeless people and people with mental health issues

if you want park pussy you should probably go to the Parc du Bois de Boulogne in Paris

by Sexydimma September 29, 2017

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