bear strong

When you're fat but you have a lot of muscle under that fat. You can be fat and strong. That's Bear Strong.

"I can be fat and weak or I can be fat and strong. Fat and strong is Bear Strong."

"That's a big guy over there. He probably could break me in half. He seems like he's wrestle a bear strong.""

by jak_hollow May 15, 2018

snuggle-stroll

Refers to a slow "nuzzley" relaxing walk shared by a pair of lovebirds where da nice guy never actually lets go from his initial embrace of da cutie who's shown up to honor him wif her pleasant companionship, either because he's so fond of her warm closeness that he doesn't ever wanna be even a fraction of an inch away from her during their entire time together, or else she showed up in tears over some distressing recent event, and so he wants to comfortingly ensure that she feels totally loved and safe during her visit with him.

Going for long walks wif a nice girl is pleasurable enough "as-is", of course, but snuggle-strolls are even nicer; extra points if (1) you maintain a tight lip-lock wif her during the entire walk, and (2) you're both naked; as we know, naked hugz are da best hugz, plus of course it allows you to share spontaneous sex-quickies if nobody is watching at da time. Just be sure to bring flip-flops along, though, in case your journey takes you over any rough ground where bare feet would be vulnerable; this keeps yer feet cleaner, as well, in case ya occasionally wanna plop yerselves down and give each other foot-rubz.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

Keyboard Stroke

When you commit a typo while writing. In this case your friends will automatically have the right to bully you to death.

Pedro: Hey dude I ate a big-ass tomtatoe yesterday.
Sam: YOU HAD A KEYBOARD STROKE FAM.
Pedro: *cries himself to sleep*

by shreky daddy August 18, 2018

Slutty strong

Marif the queef. Self explanatory.

The guy could not turn down Marie... she was way too slutty strong, he had to put out.

by Natallcan August 19, 2018

single-strobe light-flick

Refers to a "consideration for sleepers" action whereby --- in order to briefly look at something from the doorway of a pitch-dark room in which you know that one or more other humans are seeking a little shut-eye --- you first open up your own eyelids extra-wide to allow yourself maximum visibility, and then perform a super-quick "on-off" action (one-half-second at the absolute maximum) with the room's light-switch, so that you are able to check on whatever you needed to know (such as that there is nothing on the floor between you and the sleeper's bed, and thus you can safely tiptoe forward in the dark and crawl in with the slumberer without tripping), but minimize the disturbance of the sleepy person(s) by not having the ceiling-lamp lit long enough for him to even be much aware of it.

Considerate dude who's staying overnight at his girlfriend's apartment: I always use the "single-strobe light-flick" prior to re-joining Tiffany in her bed after I visit the Little Boys' Room during the night, just to make sure that neither of her cats has decided to stretch itself out on the floor of the bedroom. It avoids any unexpected "yowls in the dark", plus Tiffany tells me that she seldom even notices my brief room-illuminations, so that's a good thing.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018

Nature stroking

masturbating in a forest

Jack got caught nature stroking by a man walking his dog

by nature stroker & floor shitter November 1, 2018

A stroke and a half

When something is very extra or takes extra effort.

Wow charlie, that was a stroke and a half to get done.

by NiqqerCunt November 6, 2018