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Basically someone who really really really likes you for no apparent reason whatsoever unless they tell you that reason. Or someone who is always flirting with you, hangs out with you often, or always is around you all the time. Especially if they are dating or crushing on you if they've known for you a while.
A: Bro, there's this girl I like. Like...a lot and I don't even know why. I always like hanging out with her, and she flirts with me a lot, man.
B: Bro, you both are such a simp for each other.
A: Hey, can I have your number? Your super cool and amazing, I'd really like to hang out sometime.
B: Are you a simp or something? Get to know me first at least!
B: Bro, you both are such a simp for each other.
A: Hey, can I have your number? Your super cool and amazing, I'd really like to hang out sometime.
B: Are you a simp or something? Get to know me first at least!
Simp by spongebobmeltedpopsickle May 10, 2022
simp
Someone who would literally murder the entirety of planet Earth just to be with someone that probably doesn't even like them back. F in the chat for the simp you know in your life.
simp by PanikingPotato May 12, 2022
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Simp by CrafterDog May 15, 2022
Simp
A man who will literally do anything to win over a woman, only hoping for successful results (none guaranteed) and rejecting any self respect just to stroke their ego, losing respect from any friend along the way.
Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.
Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.
*Friends talking about their Simp friend*
Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”
Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”
Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”
Friend 1: “What a Simp.”
Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”
Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”
Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”
Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”
Friend 1: “What a Simp.”
Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”
Simp by Whoopsie69696969 May 16, 2022