Ham sandwich

When the pink pussy lips hang low

Bruh... the girl I shagged yesterday had a MAD ham sandwich! Ate that shit like a damn snack though

by Imsouljahboy July 18, 2019

you threw my sandwich

This is a well-known and prominent phrase of the TV series F.R.I.E.N.D.S said by one of the six protagonists, ROSS GELLER, Ross gets very angry when he realizes that someone from his job ate his sandwich (one of those delicious sandwiches that her sister MONICA GELLER makes and that left over on thanksgiving day) and was giving more upset when he learned that his boss was the one who ate his sandwich and also shot a large part of it in the trash, this completely dislocated Ross, taking him to say the following phrase :

ROSS: You ..You.. You threw my sandwich away?

MY SANDWICH...?!
MY SANDWICH!!!

by JujuFermaga May 22, 2018

Ham Sandwich

The act of interlocking buttcheeks.

Jaime and Bailey made hamsandwiches all night.
Jaime's prefers a dry hamsandwich, but Bailey likes a wet ham sandwich.

by westernoman August 13, 2024

Shaved Head Sandwich

A toasted sandwich involving a tortilla, salami, cheese, and mayonnaise. The production of which involves arranging the ingredients down the middle of the tortilla, folding the sides toward the middle, and then folding it in half, and placing the whole sandwich in the toaster, with the opening facing upward, so as not to burn your house down.

Talion: "Have you ever, tried a shaved head sandwich?"

Celebrimbor: "dude, I love those!"

Talion: "just be careful not to burn your house down!"

by Rage_thorne June 23, 2023

Toasted Roman Sandwich

The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)

John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich

Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?

John: Messy holmes!

Frank: Nioce

by balloonknotjohn December 18, 2012

Graham Sandwich

The art of 2 Homosexual guys, where one lays on the bed and the other shits on his chest and stomach then proceeds to ejaculate onto the shit. Then the other guy will lay down on top of the guy and make a sandwich.

Steve and Justin decided that it would be a great night if they made a Graham Sandwich

by gsmhahaha April 16, 2012

shit sandwich

Opposite of a compliment sandwich. A positive section sandwiched between two negative sections.

Ben Shapiro's movie reviews are shit sandwiches. He says the movies are bad, then describes good things, then repeats that they are bad.

by duggie2 November 7, 2025