by moose_tracks March 1, 2023
Get the cottonwood firing squad mug.The act of getting it in the ass by two dicks at once. Like rubbing sticks together to create a spark, this sets your barn on fire.
by The Abinator March 6, 2023
Get the Barn Fire mug.This is analogous to a Chinese Fire Drill, however, it's performed strictly on St. Patrick's day or in Ireland and must incorporate a jig prior to re-entering the vehicle.
While driving to Savannah for St. Paddy's, the driver commanded an Irish Fire Drill while in standstill traffic. The onlookers applauded as the passengers performed a perfect Irish jig.
by John C. Mellencamp March 16, 2023
Get the Irish Fire Drill mug.A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.
Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?
Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
by Azzhole69 March 28, 2023
Get the Volunteer Fire Fag mug.A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews and/or personal interests.
Our fire department station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station.
by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023
Get the Fire department mug.Refers to where a dragon uses its most famous capability to assist others in a positive and healthy way, such as to warm them up, light a stove or grill, etc.
Da heroic act of Pete's dragon in igniting da lighthouse's damp burner-wick is a classic example of friendly fire.
by QuacksO January 24, 2023
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