Milk

Something Your dad went out to get

Your dad is never coming back with the Milk.

by Not_A_Drug_Dealer June 7, 2022

milk

mother i’d like to kill

dude that mom from that show istg she’s a milk

by lory2828 June 22, 2021

salty-milk

when your mum invites her friends over to practice wrestling whilst dad had gone to get milk

last night my mum left some salty-milk in the fridge and i accidentally put it in my cereal

by swizzy sash October 5, 2023

Milk

Something that I am currently searching for and not disappearing out of your life

(for legal reasons, this is a joke)

A: "Wheres your dad?"
B: "He is just getting the milk"
A: "But you already have milk..?"

by your dad who is getting milk April 27, 2022

Milk in the basement

"Milk in the basement" is a saying used when a complicated situation has been resolved.

Ingrid: "Did you end up resolving your issues with her? Or is there still beef between ya'll?"
Lindsey: "We talked about it yesterday. It's all milk in the basement at this point".
Ingrid: "Nice"

by itsallmilkinthebasement December 15, 2023

Almond milk

it's called almond milk because nobody can say nut juice without a straight face
THIS WAS MADE BY JESSICA A. DON'T TAKE MY CREDIT

almond milk?
me: you mean nut juice *bursts out in a fit of laughter*

by JESS THE SQUIRREL April 5, 2021

Milk cookie

Milk cookie is my beloved 😍‼️

Milk cookie I love him 😍<3

by anonymous August 15, 2021