Jim: How was your 4th?
John: I picked a guy up at the bar and gave him a George Washington. You?
Jim: Secretly spent wishing I were British.
John: I picked a guy up at the bar and gave him a George Washington. You?
Jim: Secretly spent wishing I were British.
by DickWerbenjagermanjensen July 18, 2021
Get the George Washingtonmug. A man who represents England to a T. Likes his tea hot, his government Crowned, and his Irishmen oppressed. May exhibit a strong attraction to those who resemble Winston Churchill. Is normally quite attractive, with a large phallus. This fact leads to unparalleled arrogance combined with the view that the Empire shall rise again. Usually has a good sense of humor (of the British variety, of course). May become obsessed with shows on any of the BBCs, no matter the quality. May be seen sporting a top hat and monocle.
Be warned, you will never win an argument against this character if your argument relies on the UK being anything but the single greatest thing to have ever existed (besides the Empire, the Commonwealth, etc etc...)
Be warned, you will never win an argument against this character if your argument relies on the UK being anything but the single greatest thing to have ever existed (besides the Empire, the Commonwealth, etc etc...)
Drunkard 1: Hey, look at that hot guy! I'm going to wish him a happy St. Paddy's Day!
Drunkard 2: I wouldn't... He's a St George of England...
Drunkard 1: Fuck! But his package is so big...
Drunkard 2: As is his ego...
Drunkard 2: I wouldn't... He's a St George of England...
Drunkard 1: Fuck! But his package is so big...
Drunkard 2: As is his ego...
by Erisia March 16, 2011
Get the st george of englandmug. When a thicc black girl sits on your face for 9 minutes while you yell "I can't breathe" in to her pusssy/ass.
Bro I hooked up with this thicc black bitch last night, her ass was so fat she reverse George floyd my ass
by TacoThief July 24, 2024
Get the Reverse George Floydmug. by badassbitchxo November 15, 2021
Get the George Washingtonmug. by Frat boy chad March 19, 2017
Get the George Espinamug. Chris George’s is the head master of edge town and emperor of goonville. Chris groons his still cum all over people and it has a sweet and sour taste like mango phonk. This causes them to get Balkan rage. Chris is also a short stumpy average gooner, and farther of the Costco guys. Not only does he goon in the chicken bake, but also Noah Cooley….
by Poopy fart 123 November 19, 2024
Get the Chris George’smug. by billy boob joe bill May 27, 2016
Get the george jinglemug.