backseat face

Someone who has a ugly face that is only worthy of sitting in the backseat where no one can see them. Works exceptionally well when in a two seater and they are tucked in the back.

Friend 1: "Hey Erica said she wants to ride shotgun"

Friend 2: "Well not in my car she got that backseat face"

Both get a good laugh "hahahaha"

by youngdre May 22, 2008

face sweater

Several-day facial hair. Not just 5 o'clock shadow, not quite a beard.

Guy: "My facial stuble is hot and itchy."
Girl: "Sounds like a sweater, on your face."
Guy: "Yea, it IS a face sweater."

by Marishka April 13, 2008

Burrito Face

1) One that posses a grossly disfigured face riddled with acne and cheese.

2) A face that resembles the contents of a burrito after it has been shat out.

"Look at the Burrito Face on that redhead skeezer!"

by lzzlxxlzzlxxlzzl March 25, 2009

clean-faced

A term that originated in South Florida, clean-faced means you're clean of all arrest warrants and you have no substances on you.

Them crackaz can't fuck with me, I'm clean-faced like a muthafucka.

by trev666slaughter January 16, 2009

Face Five

When you say hi five to someone but they wont return it so you slap them round the face.

Dude 1: That was awesome!!! High Five! (dude raises his hand)

Dude 2: Are you like 10?

Dude 1: Face Five! (dude slaps him round the face)

by Carly24 January 28, 2009

Face-Raped

When a person logs onto ones' computer or laptop when the user isn't looking and changes their Facebook status into something inappropriate

John Smith sucks willy for a fiver.

Ahahahhaa! John just got Face-Raped!!!

by hahayougotowned February 4, 2009

taking it to the face

drinking something, normally alcoholic, quickly.

in the game of beer pong drinking before you shoot this is what is referred to as taking it to the face. taking shots of liquor at a fast pace.

by bri_bitch December 9, 2008