Crispy Dick

The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.

“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”

“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”

“Oh shit”

by camdizzle14 May 18, 2019

Dangerous dick

A guy who does extremely stupid, dangerous things.

"What the hell is he doing, he's going to run off the road!!"
"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"

by a halfling December 26, 2011

MaxF's dick

Very small

MaxF's dick dick

by DVS COW April 19, 2017

Leech Dick

Eric’s penis structure.

Eric sent me a dick pic and his penis looks like a leech dick.

by adamuhhhh April 26, 2020

dick beanie

cheeky nickname for having forskin

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Dick Straightener

The ability to hit someone with such great force that it causes them to get an instant erection.

Coach Mitch- "Holy cow that was a garsh darn good hit!"

Coach Stew- "That kid right there is a dick straightener!"

Coach Mitch- "Easy.."

by CoachStew February 17, 2010

Hilling Dick

While receiving head from a girl you fail to get an erection due to the fact that the girl is ugly.

"Man dude, this girl blowing me was so ugly I couldn't get a boner".
"Bro, sounds like you had a bad case of Hilling Dick"
"Totally man!"

by MMC78 September 17, 2016